MORONICA

(Ha-ah, ah-ah-ah)
(Ha-ah, ah-ah-ah)
(Ha-ah, ah-ah-ah)
(Ha-ah, wo-ooh)

Two foot long and your neck keeps growing
Ten foot tall, round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you've worked three hours
15 girls through an hole in your trousers

Bigger, better, faster, more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger, better, cooler than me
You've slayed ten dragons 'fore you had your tea

For so long, for so long
I've been asking you please, Moronica stay
For so long, for so long
I've been telling you please, Moronica haze
For so long, for so long
You listened to me

You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin
You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin
You think you're cooler than all the roses
Sniffing Ajax up both your noses

Bigger, better, faster, more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger, better, cooler than me
You've slayed ten dragons 'fore you've had your tea

For so long, for so long
I've been telling you please, Moronica stay
For so long, for so long
I've been asking you please, Moronica haze
For so long, for so long
You listened to me

How could you forget you're fame, oh
How could you forget you're fame
I've been telling you so long, please don't go
In my face, this'll be the place

For so long, for so long
I've been telling you please, Moronica stay
For so long, for so long
I've been asking you please, Moronica haze
For so long, for so long
You listened to me

You've got more halos than Simon Templar
You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer
Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's
Your face is covered in cheap mascara

Two foot long and your neck keeps growing
Ten foot tall, round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you worked three hours
15 girls through an hole in your trousers, yeah

For so long, for so long
I've been telling you please, Moronica stay
For so long, for so long
I've been asking you please, Moronica haze
For so long, for so long
You listened to me